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Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in Uncle Perv's LiveJournal:

Saturday, July 23rd, 2005
11:54 am
Pleasure in Pain
Was with a guy last night that likes to tell me what to do..hold me down..etc....never really had someone take that position with me...

He's licking my clit and then he gently bites it...wow.....

And this guy likes to bite..everywhere..he bit my thigh just as i orgasmed and I've never felt anything that good before......

At first I was a little frightened...but I just went with it and found that I liked it.
Afterwards he says..this time I was gentle..next time I'll let you have a little more...

Now I'm wondering what to expect..generally what kind of things do these types of people like to do...
Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
3:11 am
I am wanting someone to come into my bedroom and rape me right now.

I don't know why I'm thinking this way. Just have a lot of depressed feelings right now and need to be hurt in a different way than I've been hurt already.

Is it wrong to be thinking this way? I was actually going to even consider letting someone have my address.

Maybe i just need to go to bed. i dunno. i am so tired but i'm upset and pissed off. I don't know what to do. I want to just be treated like shit some more.

Is that even normal??
Tuesday, June 7th, 2005
1:45 pm
Dear Uncle Perv or anyone else...

I plan on losing my virginity soon. What do I do if I'm on the bottom?
Monday, April 18th, 2005
3:06 pm
Uncle Perv WANTS YOU!

check out King Bee (dickieslikewhoa) and Mrs. McRae's (lifeguardonduty) new community.

It is about perverted lyrics that are all original. I know all you can do it. You all have said a preverted rhyme once... So post it on this comm. Come and show us your talents.


Take you questions and turn them into porn-filled lyrics... hehe!
Thursday, April 14th, 2005
12:44 pm
What is a good way to speed the healing process of bruises and/or areas of broken skin? Aside from not getting them in the first place. Sometimes that is just unavoidable.
1:14 am
has anyone got experiences with anaesthetics using for sex play?
how was it?
i'd like to try it sometime.
where can i get these things? (if that's legal at all)
and what are the (health) risks?
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
1:54 am
Is it better to have a woman look a man in the eyes as he masturbates and cums in her face? I've had a certain somebody want me to look at him while he did this. Why?

Current Mood: naughty
Monday, March 28th, 2005
1:27 pm
Hiyas and something totally wild and diffrent...

This is my first time posting here and I like this group quite a bit from what I have read....

I had something happen to me this weekend that I have never really heard of and I thought I would share.. Knowing the sick twisted fucks on here might enjoy it.

So I had a Friend who is a sub come in to town for the weekend... There I had her on the bed tied down and legs hoisted above her head...

I was working over her pussy with anything that came to mind....

I started on her with a vibrating egg on her clit and she started to buck and thrash..

I put my mouth on her pussy lips to taste her arousal... then:

She SQUiRTED! OMG I quickly opened my mouth and she filled it to the brim... It was very tasty but as i had this load from her in my mouth I wonder what to do with it.... I got up from between her legs and started to spit it back on her in a stream covering her face tits and belly....

Then with this spraying on her she SQUiRTED again! soaking the bed and sheets....

Wow.. One of the hottest weekends I have had in a looooong time...

So now the Question:
Uncle perv? can all women squirt like this or am I just lucky?!?!?!


Current Mood: horny
Monday, May 17th, 2004
2:57 pm
New Community Member
I better start with a short introduction. My name is Aroarra and I'm a virgin who really wants to know what to expect of sex. You have to work me up to get any more additional information. ;)

I do have a question though. I masturbate often and it just seems so addictive. Is that normal to be so active?

My other question applies to anal sex. :) The other night I slowly started to work on my ass a bit, and I do hope to have anal sex, but I was wondering if the ass hole stays open a long time after penetration? Sure in porn the hole seems to stay open and just get bigger, is that really healthy?

Current Mood: curious
Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
9:45 pm
An inquisitive virgin with a question ...

What are some sure fire techniques in giving head?  [silently wishing she had someone to try them out on]  ~ Sick Puppy

Current Mood: curious
Monday, March 8th, 2004
7:52 pm

Dear Uncle Perv, 
  Is it true that having a tongue piercing can make felatio better?  And also, does a woman having a clitoral piercing, does it keep her in a constant state of arousal and/or does it make sex more pleasurable?

~ Sick Puppy

Current Mood: curious
Friday, March 5th, 2004
9:19 am
Dear Uncle Perv

Dear Uncle Perv,

I've had sex once before and was able to achieve orgasm through intercourse but through masturbation, it can't be achieved?  Any suggestions?

~ the Puppy

Current Mood: aggravated
Monday, April 28th, 2003
8:46 pm
Confidential answers
Dear Nervous,

In my experience, ER workers aren't easy to fool, so one must be careful with excuses. "She tripped over the dog" will not go over well to explain why the victim has a British crop pattern on her arse.

Dear Puzzled,

Sometimes spanking isn't a very effective punishment. Try restraining him and making him watch you spank someone else. Take special care that he can't reach his own naughty bits.

Current Mood: cranky
Friday, April 25th, 2003
4:59 pm
New Advice Column
Ask Uncle Perv all your lovelife questions! Safe sex? Legal problems? The sicker it is, the more we can help!
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