Conan the Librarian (cruelly_kind) wrote in ask_uncle_perv,
Conan the Librarian

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Dear Nervous,

In my experience, ER workers aren't easy to fool, so one must be careful with excuses. "She tripped over the dog" will not go over well to explain why the victim has a British crop pattern on her arse.

Dear Puzzled,

Sometimes spanking isn't a very effective punishment. Try restraining him and making him watch you spank someone else. Take special care that he can't reach his own naughty bits.
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